Why do I feel as though I’m constantly doing the dishes?  Why are the dishes perpetually stacked so high? Why can’t the dishes just wash themselves!  When I see dirty dishes, my dark side comes out and it’s not a pretty sight.  But if I were to fight the dishes with the force from the dark side, I would love to wear a Little Black Dress from Louis Vuitton SS 15 Look 25.  I’d be so fierce and fast in this LV LBD that there would be no time for me to complain.  How could I when I’m too busy slaying the dishes with the utmost focus and concentration?  And looking quite fabulous in the black cape, if I may say so myself.  My little boys will admire me, join the dark side and call me *Darth Maum, instead of Darth Maul.

*My hubby gets the credit for Darth Maum.  He’s a clever one indeed!